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Random ideas/theories/rules
These are my thoughts…they’re completely random and will be updated whenever the f*** I feel like it…
SO ENJOY
1. New Rule, you can’t post a bulletin saying “R.I.P. (anyone)”, famous or not, unless you really either knew that person or were a big fan of that person. You can’t just post “R.I.P. Pimp C” bulletins if you never heard a Pimp C song to seem “up to date” with current events.
2. If you’re bored, YOU CAN’T post a bulletin saying, “I’m bored”… maybe you’re bored because you’re SITTING ON FU**IN’ MYSPACE… GO DO SOMETHING. Turn on discovery channel and watch animals. It might teach you something about your behavior.
3. No more bulletins saying anything like, “you will die” or “if you love Jesus repost” or anything of that nature. It’s annoying and childish.
4. D0Nt wR1t3 L1k3 thI5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Damn, kids, that IS NOT cool. It’s childish and embarrassing. Learn to write cohesively.
5. Do not change your myspace headline daily depending on your mood of the day. All that says is, “I’m an emotional mess, and my headline is a daily cry for attention, please pay attention to what I’m going through”. Keep that shit to yourself. Exposing you daily emotions on myspace is nothing but trouble.
6. If you’re a whore, don’t have a page dedicated to how “hard to get” you are…LOL
7. Please keep your pictures to under 750 and your albums to under 10. Posting pictures of what you did every weekend for the last year and a half is PATHETIC. Keep some shit private for close friends only. (This doesn’t apply to models, you have a purpose for posting all your pics. Oh, and you’re NOT ALL MODELS!)
7A. You don’t HAVE TO take pictures everywhere you go. We don’t need to see pictures of you AT CALIFORNIA PIZZA KITCHEN with your mom and puppy.
7B. Ladies, 39 pictures of you in the same bathroom with the same clothes and the same “puckered-lip” pose from 39 different angles IS NOT COOL. You are suffering from severe vanity crisis and need help.
8. ARTISTS!!!!!!!! – Posting 5 bulletins in a row is only okay IF THEY’RE DIFFERENT…posting the SAME BULLETIN five times in a row is pointless…The same people are looking at them…It’s simple logic…If you post wanna post the same bulletin, WAIT A FEW HOURS DAMN IT…..If anything you’re annoying your fans/friends and getting deleted…
9. Posting flyers and promotions in comments DOESN’T WORK, PERIOD. It’s a complete waste of your time. No one goes through other people comments saying “ooh, lemme see what’s going on this weekend”…LOL…sorry to break it to you…But you can go ahead and keep doing it, you’re welcome to my page too, but I’m just tellin’ ya it’s a waste of your time and my ‘pagespace’…
10. Kobe Bryant is the best player in the NBA today as long as it still says that here on this blog…period. My blog, my rules.
11. For your headline, here’s an idea, try using AN ORIGINAL QUOTE, i.e. one YOU MADE UP…. 
12. Guys: Cars, money, and muscles DON’T MAKE the man… I love and want all those things, most men do…but THEY’RE NOT what defines A REAL MAN… what DOES make a real man is a long answer for another blog another time
13. Gang-banging on myspace is even more cowardly than jumping one guy with 5+ guys. Real gangstas ‘handle they biz’ in the streets, not on the web…
14. If you dedicate even a minute to a hater, you’re giving in and giving them what they want…the best defense against haters is ignorance…fuck the haters, “just shake ‘em off” and do you
15. Mike Jones, D4L, Yin Yang Twins, Dem Franchize Boys, Yung Joc, Gorrila Zoe, Soulja Boy, Lil’ Mama, Plies, Lil’ Scrappy, and Lil’ Jon ARE NOT HIP HOP…do not call it that…just call that genre something else…it’s embarrassing for artists like Nas, Common, Mos Def, and other emcees to be put in the same category…
16. Always educate yourself, whether in school or out of school. Today’s generation is blessed to have the internet. All of us didn’t have that growing up. Every minute you have access to all kinds of information, good and bad. When you’re bored, surfing the web, try “googling” something productive instead of consumer, pop culture. A day with nothing learned is a day wasted.
17. If you procrastinate, YOU’RE NORMAL. Don’t be so hard on yourself… Just get it done eventually.
18. Guys: If a girl is with her man, DON’T FUCKIN’ STARE …c’mon have some fuckin’ class… reverse the situation and put yourself in his shoes
19. DON’T FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE…….
20. If you think going to school, getting a degree, being smart, being goal-orientated, driven, and motivated to educate yourself is for “nerds”, why don’t you ask a woman what she thinks of a man like that.
21. Fighting honestly solves nothing. Don’t belive me? Try it. If you find otherwise please message me what it solved, or how it solved it. Every fight I’ve ever had only perpetuated the problem. Someone gets his ass beat. Then gets backup and they beat the other guys ass. Then that guy gets more backup. Eventually someone’s hospitalized or dead. Over what? Usually a crooked stare or pride. Foolish pride.
22. Time doesn’t heal ALL wounds…if you get shot, time ain’t healin’ that bitch…seek help
23. Everything, everything, EVERYTHING, everything, EVERYTHING, that comes out of that tube you call a television, is scripted, edited, written, or otherwise “adjusted”. Nothing, nothing, NOthing, NONE, ZERO, none of it is completely “REAL” or “reality”.
23A. Speaking of reality TV…is it just me or are we all SICK and DISGUSTED of these reality shows? They all got the same damn format: A bunch of miserable aspiring piece of shit actors in some “contest” to win “something” in the end through a system of “narrowing” down the contestents and acting like the whole country gives a shit. The only thing different about them is the “topic”. Like, top model, top singer, top dancer, top cook, top girlfriend, top husband, top hunter, top blowjob, top………….Makes me want to stick my pencil in my throat and GAG on my lap.
24. This is long overdue: FUUUUUUUUCK ESPN… Fuck Ric Bucher, Fuck Marc Stein, and Fuck John Hollinger…Bias piece of shit racist pricks searching for the latest “scoop”. It’s sports you trouser stains, not hollywood gossip. I don’t wanna hear about a trade ‘TIL IT HAPPENS. And fuck 40 minutes of Football or Baseball coverage on Sportscenter and 15 minutes dedicated to the NBA, the only league without a scandal or arrest every month.
25. This is gonna piss some of you off…Michael Jordan IS NOT, I repeat, NOT the greatest basketball player ever. If you think he is, chances are you’re an average, non-basketball-playing fan. The greatest player ever is Magic Johnson. MVP of the finals at age 20 playing for injured Kareem. Five titles in 12 years, 9 finals appearances. He lost to Jordan and the Bulls with Worthy and Scott injured. Not to mention he’d have more if he wasn’t forced into retirement young. The only player ever to dominate a game WITHOUT TAKING A SHOT.
26. Comments are PDA
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